1.   Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?


2.  Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Queens Disoriented Are


3.  Amnesia — I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas


4.  Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


5.  Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and….


6.  Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


7.  Borderline Personality Disorder — Thought of Roasting on an Open Fire


8.  Full Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why


9.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


10. Agoraphobia — I Heard the Bells of Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House


11. Senile Dementia — Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe


12. Oppositional Defiance Disorder — I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus… So I Burned the House Down


13. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?




  1. topsurf says:

    yes number 9 would be me…..

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