How To Pick A Wife

The first man married a woman from Mississippi and told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Oklahoma . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Arkansas . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the
dishwasher.

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3 Responses to How To Pick A Wife

  1. Jenivive says:

    HAAAA HAAAAA. I love it.

  2. Idaho says:

    I’ve got a best woman Arkansas has to offer and I’ve never been happier.

  3. tongnish says:

    Maybe she should have had the black eye?? Thats called motivation!

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