Deer VS Truck

November 3, 2008

Got this from my friend in Malvern this morning.   The pictures pretty much tell the story, but here’s a brief explanation…

They were traveling in southern Arkansas, between Mena and DeQueen. Oncoming car clipped a deer and sent it straight up into the air. The deer came down head-first into Clayton’s brand new truck. The deer’s head went thru the front windshield, cutting the head (plus some) off, and landed in Jill’s lap. The body of the deer flipped up, smashed in the top of the truck, and landed in the bed. Clayton couldn’t see Jill from his side, because the top of the truck was smashed in so horribly. He got out of the truck, went around, and opened the door on her side…only to start flipping out, because she was literally drenched in blood. However, neither one of them was hurt. Her parents were following in a separate vehicle and didn’t see it happen…but drove up on it right afterward. I can’t imagine what they were thinking! I know this isn’t a unique experience, but I’ve never personally known anyone that it’s happened to or seen pictures. Crazy!



How A Domestic Goddess Breaks Down a Tire

October 10, 2008

I’m a single mom who recently lost her job, and when I need money, I do what I have to do. This time it meant breaking down tires so I could pocket a quick $9 per rim.

The tools required for the job? The corner of my storage bulding, a floor jack and a hacksaw.

Drag everything to the corner of building. Set tire on jack and hoist it up til the tire is squished between the corner and jack, popping the bead on the tire. Then take the hacksaw, cut through the bead, and tire is removed!


Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

July 22, 2008


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”


2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.


4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.


5) MEOW occasionally.


6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly


7) SAY -DING at each floor.


8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.


9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”


11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”


12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.


13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”


14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.


15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.


17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”


18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”


19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.


20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.


21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.


I have NO understanding

June 10, 2008

I am a good, honest, loyal, faithful person, to my freinds, and in my relationships. I have spent my life wanting to see smiles, and hear laughter from all those around me, and trying to make sure they had plenty of both.  I deserve better than this.

I met Steve online, two years ago. Yes, we’ve been together in real life too. He lives in Wisconsin and I live in Arkansas, but we were together, and were planning our lives together. I was to move there next May after I graduated college, because at 40, I wouldn’t put it off, and couldn’t afford out of state tuition, and Wisconsin was where we all (my son included) wanted to be.

I got up yesterday to offlines from him declaring his love and how much he missed me, only to see him online at yahoo with a status message declaring his love for “Tammy”, and how “good” she loved him in return.

Today he kept writing to me, telling me “the only reason in my stupid head we aren’t married is your not next to me………….”

and so…what? that gave him a reason to cheat? or fall in love, or whatever…and to announce it publicly without so much as a word to me?

He kept telling me he was wrong, and he was sorry, yet at the same time it was MY FAULT because i wasn’t there with him, yet it was always I who went THERE. He never once came here. I always put in all the effort.

I wasn’t looking for love when I met him. It just happened. Formed from an online friendship into something almost tangible. He broke down barriers of trust that I didn’t think could EVER be broken… and I trusted him completely. Everything I did, even from a 1,000 miles away, had him, and our future in mind. Even my 16 yr old son is crazy about him, and was so looking forward to us being a family. I don’t even know what to tell him now.

I deserve better than this. I deserve to be loved, completely, honestly, and faithfully. I deserve to be adored, because I adore those who love me…  freinds, family, and otherwise.

I will NOT let this break me. I am stronger than this. I am more than THIS.

Someday, someone is gonna love me the way I deserve, and I am going to love them even stronger, harder, better than they ever DREAMED they could be loved.

Just you hide and WATCH!


ROADHACKER BITSTRIPS

June 9, 2008
By my good friend ROADHACKER. If you Twitter, Plurk, Or Pownce, you have GOT to LOVE this!
clipped from www.bitstrips.com

'The New App'
clipped from www.bitstrips.com

'Twerking Overtime'
clipped from www.bitstrips.com

'Going Mobile'
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The first kiss

May 31, 2008
too cute not to share!~
clipped from twitpic.com

It’s your First Kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
Then you say . .
‘Who cares!’ and Just Go for it!!!

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Stonehenge Served as Burial Site

May 30, 2008
clipped from www.cbsnews.com

Study: Stonehenge Served As Burial Site

Cremated Remains From As Early As 3000 B.C. Found At England’s Enigmatic Monument

Stonehenge
(AP)England’s enigmatic Stonehenge served as a burial ground from its earliest beginnings and for several hundred years thereafter, new research indicates.
Dating of cremated remains shows burials took place as early as 3000 B.C., when the first ditches around the monument were being built, researchers said Thursday.
And those burials continued for at least 500 years, when the giant stones that mark the mysterious circle were being erected, they said.
“It’s now clear that burials were a major component of Stonehenge in all its main stages,” said Mike Parker Pearson, archaeology professor at the University of Sheffield in England and head of the Stonehenge Riverside Archaeological Project.
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