UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

October 6, 2007


 


 University:  ______________________
To: Professor____________________
From:___________________________


I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

__1.  The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

__2.  The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

__3.  This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won’t get into:
______Medical School                  ______Graduate School
______Dental School                     ______My Fraternity/Sorority
______The Mickey Mouse Club    ______Tri County Tech

__4.  I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:    _______________.

__5.  I’ll lose my scholarship.

__6.  I’m on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn’t find a copy of your exam.

__7.  I didn’t come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

__8..  I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact.

__9.  I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles.

__10.  You are prejudiced  against:
____Males
____Jews
____Blacks
____Females
____Catholics
____Whites
____Protestants
____Moslems
____Minorities
____Chicanos
____People
____Students

__11.   If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

__12.  I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
____mono
____broken baby finger
____acute alcoholism
____pregnancy
____VD
____fatherhood

__13.  You told us to be creative but you didn’t tell us exactly how you wanted that done.

__14.  I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

__15.  I don’t have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16.  The lectures were:
____too detailed to pick out important points
____not explained in sufficient detail
____too boring
____all jokes and not enough material
____all of the above

__17.    This course was:
____too early, I was not awake.
____at lunchtime, I was hungry
____too late, I was tired

__18.  My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my  (book, notes, paper) for this course.

__19.    Other__________________________________



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